Statements that are just as Ridiculous...

Statement:
"If a resident has a handgun in the home that he can use for self-defense, then he has a handgun in the home that he can use to commit suicide or engage in acts of domestic violence," Breyer wrote.

Statements that are just as Ridiculous:
If a resident has a knife in the home that he can use for chopping onions, then he has a knife in the home that he can use to commit suicide of engage in acts of domestic violence.

If a resident has a razor blade in the home that he can use for hair removal, then he has a razor blade in the home that he can use to commit suicide or engage in acts of domestic violence.

If a resident has a rope in the home that he can use for tying down furniture so it won't blow away, then he has a rope in the home that he can use to commit suicide or engage in acts of domestic violence.

If a resident has a car in the home (or in the garage) that he uses to get to work, then he has a car in the home that he can use to commit suicide or engage in acts of domestic violence.

If a resident has a bathtub and a toaster in the home that he uses to bathe and warm his poptarts, then he has a bathtub and a toaster in the home that he can use to commit suicide or engage in acts of domestic violence.

If a resident has a bottle of Drano in the home that he uses to clean his pipes, then he has a bottle of Drano in the home that he can use to commit suicide or engage in acts of domestic violence.

If a resident has a belt in the home that he uses to hold up his pants, then he has a belt in the home that he can use to commit suicide or engage in acts of domestic violence (or domestic fun).

If a resident has a poisonous snake in the home that he uses to do Lord knows what with because why would you possibly want a poisonous snake in the home, but it is America, so if he wants a poisonous snake he has the right to own a poisonous snake, then he has a poisonous snake in the home that he can use to commit suicide or engage in acts of domestic violence.

If a resident has a plastic bag and some duct tape in the home that he uses to put kitty poop in and secure ducts, then he has a plastic bag and some duct tape in the home that he can use to commit suicide or engage in acts of domestic violence.